"EAT MY LEEK."
Isn't that about the most random insult you've ever heard?
Maybe in Shakespeare's time if someone had really good breath, and you were mad at them you'd tell them to go eat a leek. Sorta like, well I don't like you, so you should go be repulsive to everyone else. Maybe when they were bored they sat around and fabricated insults, yeah, maybe that's how they got so darn witty! =D
I'm sure you've all had your share of ugly screaming ( well maybe not screaming) arguments with family, friends, heck maybe some random dude got in your face in the street once. Thinking back on it you mentally kick yourself for not saying this or yelling that, so what do you do? You sit around and re-live the whole altercation --making yourself into the witty winner.
Here's the dealio, people. I want your best invented comeback or insult. In or out of context is fine, preferably random. Email it to me! I will randomly pick them each week and put 'em in the blog, we'll see if anyone can tell the difference.
Everyone of you has access to my email addy, if you don't have your own, someone in your family does, use it!
If you're not in Shakespeare class with me, send me one anyway! (please!!!!)
Questions? Email or comment. :)
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I would have many funny ones I use at home to add but I will leave this forum for you young ones.
Also, on leeks: a noble, most wonderful vegetable of the alium--onion--family. We had a very successful crop of this tasty European favorite, and Leek soup is certainly wonderful... perhaps the Bard didn't have a good recipe.
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