Having pigs definitely has its upsides-- for instance, I can use the dung to my advantage against all foes!!
Sadly, I don't have serfs or anything to order around in the disposal of mine enemy.
It's a nice story though! I can just picture it--
The place: my illustrious...uhhh, pig plantation?
The time: whenever there were serfs. ;)
The event: the destruction of all those who attempt to defy my glorious and honorable self.
Weapons of choice: PIG DUNG & Shakespeare's grand'n'glorious words of insulting tendencies.
Great potentate:" Throw this slave upon the dunghill!"
Oh, the dreams of a teen who loves insults.