Ok, there have been several times in my life where I couldn't find the right way to express my anger, fictitious or not.
I found something very lovely tonight though, and since it brought an abundance of joy, I'm sharing it. Of course it is Shakespeare, and it's in Hamlet. :D
My problem is my femininity makes me somewhat physically weaker than the opposite sex. Sadly, that means I cannot, with complete accuracy, challenge a male who is angering me. Sad day. BUT! =D My phrase of the day is lovely, because it could refer to intellectual strength more than physical. I know, it still doesn't work very well for me, but I know several girls who it will work for. Perhaps someday someone will see this and it will work for her [him] too. :o)
So the next time you lack a response for someone who angers you, simply say: 'I shall "Cudgel thy brains!"'
Happy insulting.
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i am SO going to use that! thanks, rachel! and beware to all of you who might (i should say WILL) anger me! lol
Awesome comeback!
Maybe by the time I use it my brain finally be witty enough to figure out exactly what it means
:)
hahaha, that is an amazing comeback!
you may lack physical strength, but you make up for it in intelligence, I know for a fact. ^_^
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